Nobody would name the 1989 Michael Douglas/Kathleen Turner comedy The Conflict of the Roses a fine-grained examination of a dissolving marriage. The first promoting level of the movie — itself an adaptation of Warren Adler’s 1981 novel — was to see how pitch black a darkish comedy might get, and even then, it was fairly bleak. So what’s odd — and a tad disappointing — about its inevitable remake, The Roses, is that the promise of recent and uncharted ranges of cruelty goes largely unfulfilled.
Which isn’t to say the film is unfulfilling. In actual fact, it gives one thing that the 1989 film lacked: The Roses is, as a lot as could be anticipated in a darkish comedy, a fine-grained examination of a dissolving marriage. The quantity of emotional legitimacy within the story of Theo and Ivy Rose’s gradual marital descent is as stunning as any of the insults they hurl at one another because the pressures of contemporary marriage chip away at their relationship. If the escalating comedic stakes by no means really feel notably harmful in an period that additionally produces South Park and It is At all times Sunny in Philadelphia, that is the worth we pay to see Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Colman argue in ways in which appear achingly acquainted.
Cumberbatch and Colman by no means fairly learn as a completely plausible couple, however they each successfully lean into the truth of their relationship. Colman, a world performing treasure if there ever was one, is very deft at folding the laughs into the contours of her character, versus pausing to spout one other perfectly-crafted zinger by screenwriter Tony McNamara (Poor Issues, The Favorite). The Roses could cease in need of being really transgressive, but it surely makes up for it with a sneaky-sharp script the place the insults boost the tragicomic story of an influence couple who cannot handle to each be highly effective on the similar time.

The Roses
- Launch Date
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August 29, 2025
- Director
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Jay Roach
- Writers
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Warren Adler, Tony McNamara
- Producers
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Jay Roach, Michelle Graham, Adam Ackland, Leah Clarke, Ed Sinclair, Tom Carver
Humor that Attracts Blood
The Roses is directed by Jay Roach (the Austin Powers trilogy, Meet the Mother and father, Meet the Fockers), whose superpower is staying out of the best way. This works greatest when he’s coping with a strong script and top-shelf performers, and within the opening moments of The Roses, we sense that Cumberbatch and Colman are tapping a vein of authenticity — even when it’s a vein that’s destined to attract blood. Sitting within the workplace of their marriage therapist, the already troubled Theo and Ivy are requested to call 10 issues they nonetheless like about one another. Theo claims he’d “fairly dwell along with her than a wolf,” whereas Ivy compliments the truth that Theo “nonetheless has arms.” The telling second shouldn’t be when the therapist concludes that their marriage is unsalvageable: It’s after they each depart the therapist’s workplace laughing. The concept that all of the bickering and the blaming is finally foolish in comparison with all the pieces Theo and Ivy have constructed collectively is a beat that Roach returns to repeatedly, and it all the time feels proper.
In flashback, Roach then sketches the beginnings of Theo and Ivy’s relationship. He’s an completed London architect and she or he’s an up-and-coming chef; after a scorching and heavy begin, they transfer to fancy digs within the coastal city of Mendocino, California, the place they increase their two kids. McNamara crops light seeds of discord which can be destined to take root later, and his insights are real. They argue concerning the quantity of sugar their children can eat. He complains that she by no means admits she’s improper. Their intercourse is a respite from their disagreements and, most crucially, their profession frustrations. It’s these vocational points that develop into the crux of their issues, giving The Roses a stinging, fashionable edge that pays off in some alternative insults that preserve the laughs coming.
The Energy Dynamics of a Profession Couple
These points reveal themselves when Theo is employed to design a maritime museum. Now flush with cash, he buys Ivy a constructing for her to transform right into a fish restaurant that she calls We’ve Bought Crabs. Earlier than the restaurant — and that is as damning to Theo as it’s to society’s antiquated idea of marriage — the husband/spouse energy dynamic is a well-recognized and comfy one. He makes the cash, whereas she’s off to the aspect elevating the youngsters (and, with hubby’s assist, indulging her culinary passions). However when an infinite storm destroys Theo’s museum on the identical evening that an influential restaurant critic enjoys a meal at We have Bought Crabs, that energy dynamic begins to flip.
The Greek refrain throughout Theo and Ivy’s inexorable drive right into a marital ditch is led by one other couple, Amy (Kate McKinnon) and Barry (Andy Samberg). McKinnon particularly may be very humorous, hitting on Theo in ways in which recommend she’s not present in the identical marriage because the disbelieving Barry. Samberg performs his character pretty straight and never strictly for laughs, which bodes nicely for extra dramatic roles sooner or later. We meet Amy and Barry at a taking pictures vary, which supplies the Australian-born McNamara a gap to take some photographs at one other troublesome relationship: America’s connection to weapons.
In any other case, Amy and Barry’s function is to provide Theo and Ivy somebody to whom to articulate their troubles. These troubles intensify when the unemployed Theo channels his vitality into caring for his or her two children, and the resentment he feels about his profession emasculation leads him into darkish parenting waters. He makes his children signal a contract stipulating higher consuming habits. He places them on a brutal train routine. He toughens them up by studying them Bukowski. It is an ego demise that condemns the outdated means wherein a person measures his value, in addition to our capitalistic impulse to need equal achievement on the workplace and at house.
The Insults Come Quick and Livid
In a movie the place one is predicted to be more and more horrified by the comedian sadism of its essential characters, it’s spectacular how a lot mileage the movie will get from its correct depiction of a wedding in freefall. Initially, the couple fights honest, they usually typically discover themselves selecting between a “three-hour round argument that goes nowhere or intercourse.” Finally, they start performing out their jealousies, and Theo is man sufficient to confess that these resentments are getting one of the best of him. He feels left behind as Ivy embraces her thrilling new life as a star chef. She feels estranged from her kids, and resents Theo for not overcoming the failure of the museum. The movie pulls them aside and places them again collectively in methods which can be fairly relatable — till Ivy makes an attempt to proper the wedding and restore Theo’s self-worth by bankrolling a brand new household house for Theo to design.
Quickly Theo and Ivy’s passive-aggressive insults develop into merely aggressive, and we get the sensation that their dream house’s Fifteenth-century eating room desk with the embedded knife and the range initially owned by Julia Youngster will play into the violence to return. In fact, we’re proper, however there’s nonetheless a nagging sense that The Roses by no means totally shifts into the comedic overdrive we have been hoping for from the author of Poor Issues. The escalation of the comedy, from Theo grating a wart into Ivy’s meals to Ivy posting a deepfake video of Theo smoking crack, is humorous sufficient, as is the cameo from Allison Janney as Ivy’s divorce legal professional. The shock is that the movie, very like Theo and Ivy, is making an attempt to stability all of it. And it simply barely will get away with it. Who would have thought {that a} bitter and darkish divorce comedy might really make you admire your partner?
The Roses, from Searchlight Photos, opens in theaters on August 29.