When you haven’t seen “Buckaroo” but, avert your eyes!
This can be a full, scene-by-scene episode recap to accompany our SurrealEstate Season 3 Episode 1 overview.
That is your final warning!

A bearded fellow is speaking on the telephone whereas fly fishing. Isn’t that purported to be quiet time?
He catches a heavy toolbox that holds a stuffed elephant with crossed-out eyes. He falls to the bottom, seemingly rising as a unique particular person — one who does respect the character. Properly, as a strategy to get again at Carl. He’s coming for him.
He picks up the stuffie and begins strolling away.
Lomax is racing to a location the place Luke and Susan are working with a pair’s home that holds an ornery ghostly spouse who desires to be reunited together with her husband. As a substitute of coming down the steps, she falls by the hearth, doing that loopy The Ring stroll towards the terrified couple.
Luke is on all fours, going through the monstrosity, asking who she is and what she desires. She’s the housekeeper for the Cheevers. They gave her circumstances. Susan says he bought her pregnant. They put her in that chimney whereas she was nonetheless alive, and he or she burned for thus lengthy. Now, she desires vengeance.
She desires Cheevers to burn. The excellent news? There was a warehouse hearth in 1931, and he died in it. He burned as soon as, after which they cremated him, burning him once more. This appears to fulfill her, and he or she pours the ashes over her, laughing, disappearing into nothing.
Lomax says, “It’s a great factor they didn’t bury the son of a bitch.”
They’re going by loads of analysis interns slash receptionists, who give them incorrect info.
They’ve already had 35 replacements for Zooey. They’re having a really onerous time changing these they misplaced.
The bearded man is Mr. MacNeill. How does a man inhabiting one other physique discover his approach again to the workplace, anyway? He’s not solely glad, however he’s pc literate. The Carl he was screaming at when he was launched from the field? Luke’s dearly departed dad.
He’s impolite to worker Judy, shuffling her out of the room earlier than trying up Luke. Promoting homes? Gross.
One other mom is checking on her son. He has a man named Cowboy Rick who has been telling him to experience quick, and he virtually places divots on the hardwood ground along with his rocking horse making an attempt.
Zooey alternative 26 is scuffling with a name when Zooey returns. She’s been coming in to coach all the replacements, however she will be able to’t maintain doing that.
Auggie is giving a speech to a room that isn’t interested by listening to it. He desires to make issues that profit humanity, not what’s going to wipe out unidentified adversaries.
He wonders if he ought to escape the sock puppets to elucidate it once more. If he finds their mission so distasteful, then why does he keep? Oh, shacking up with the boss. By no means thoughts.
Susan checks in with Luke concerning the Marshalls. They purchased a standard home, however there are loads of odd spells, and their boy is seeing Cowboy Rick. Susan will head over to see if she will be able to determine it out.
However she noticed Megan the opposite day. She appeared nice. Megan is a profitable urologist, so she and Luke aren’t collectively. Susan is relationship once more, too. She all the time units an alarm on her telephone for 45 minutes in simply in case it sucks.
Joey’s mom is actually fearful about Cowboy Rick. There may be even a Y model on his rocking horse, which wasn’t there once they purchased it. Pictures of Cowboy Rick remind me of a cross between Mr. Invoice and South Park’s Ike with some sharp tooth and a gun thrown in.
Later that night time, Cowboy Rick and his horse come to life. He asks Mrs. Marshall, “The place’s my Buckaroo?” Susan is certain it will likely be nice, however the dad and mom aren’t. There was a person with a gun exterior of their little boys room. What’s she doing to do about it.
MacNeill returns “dwelling” to Vonda. He’s been pondering. It’s time for a few adjustments. First, he’s going to inform the home. It’s simply not him anymore. They solely constructed it a yr in the past. It’s to good, huge, and open. He likes one thing a bit extra enclosed. She’s completely misplaced. Ah, his title is Tyler.
This can be a ruse to name Luke.
Lomax checks in with the earlier proprietor of Cowboy Rick’s home. He claims to be at nighttime. He’s not keen to assist, however she will get his card anyway.
Zooey is making an attempt to impart knowledge on Brandon, however he’s scuffling with Cerebus, amongst different issues.
Susan’s date is a sports activities dude who eats whereas speaking and talks about issues she doesn’t wish to hear.
Her alarm goes off.
Susan and Lomax are fixing up a home to flip it. Susan remembers when she and her mother discovered it simply earlier than her mother died.
Cowboy Bob desires his buckaroo. He’s making ready to model Nick, the husband, who appears to be like alarmingly like MacNeil with much less facial hair.
Luke and Auggie are at their clandestine workplace once more. Luke has been bringing Auggie in on the aspect. They could want one thing stronger for the Cowboy Rick case. A toddler is in peril, so Auggie has one thing in thoughts. He’s come to study lots about darkish weapons over the past three years.
Cowboy Rick asks Luke about his buckaroo, and Luke is shocked to study that Joey isn’t his buckaroo. (That made me chortle out loud).
Whereas trying on the model, Lomax has an epiphany. The earlier home-owner used the brand for his enterprise. His father should have been Cowboy Rick’s buckaroo. Not surprisingly, the daddy appears to be like similar to the others, with even much less facial hair. Yurth’s dad used to name him buckaroo. Maybe Cowboy Rick is his father, thus the similarity.
Auggie and his spouse discuss issues.
Yurth acknowledges his dad instantly. His dad all the time dreamed of being a cowboy. In 1967, he had the summer time off, engaged on a ranch. He rode, herded cattle, and slept below the celebrities. He even rodeoed, coming in third. It was the most effective summer time he ever had, and he wished it had by no means ended.
If he was glad, why didn’t he proceed? As a result of no son of his father was going to waste his life on the again of a horse. He had a household, died, and went someplace desires come true, so he’s a cowboy. However he needed to return and inform his son that he can obtain his desires, too, in life.
Youthful Yurth cherished crusing. One weekend in Nantucket along with his household was the most effective of his life, however he by no means went out once more. So, he’s a sailor, dad says. He tells Kirby to not wait to do the great issues.
Now, Mr. Yurth can transfer on.
Zooey says Brandon isn’t solely incompetent but additionally a strolling HR violation. She tells Luke to cease making an attempt to interchange these he misplaced and embrace new staff who’ve their very own set of abilities. She additionally thanks him for pushing her to complete regulation faculty.
Luke meets Megan for a glass of wine. They toast to outdated mates. She’s relationship Dr. Hunter Manderly, which Luke appropriately likens to a reputation from an outdated romance novel.
Phil travels lots with the Vatican. His daughter is in her horrible twos. However I assumed it had been three years since they left?
Everybody however Luke is evolving, making daring strikes ahead. However not Luke.
Vonda asks Tyler if he’s OK. She acknowledges he’s not himself and asks if he’s certain he desires to promote the home. She kisses him, asking him to not change. She likes him simply how he’s now.
“Payback’s a bitch, little Luke, and it’s coming for you,” Tyler says earlier than his eyes tackle the X look from the bear.
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