Jimmy Kimmel opened Thursday’s (Might 22) version of Jimmy Kimmel Stay! by specializing in President Donald Trump‘s “huge, stunning invoice” and the potential harm it would trigger to Americans.
“Properly, it was one other wildly damaging day in Washington D.C.,” the late-night host opened his monologue. “You recognize, they pulled one other all-nighter within the Home final evening the place they handed Trump’s huge, stunning invoice, and man, oh man, if that is the gorgeous invoice, I’d hate to see the ugly one.”
“I’m undecided which a part of the invoice is probably the most stunning,” he continued. “I don’t know if it’s the half the place we take meals from hungry youngsters or the devastating results it would have on faculty training or the trillions of {dollars} it would add to our nationwide debt or the virtually $700 billion in cuts to Medicaid. Both approach, say goodbye to grandma.”
The wide-ranging finances invoice handed within the Home with a vote of 215 to 214 on Thursday (Might 22), “which Trump referred to as a landslide,” Kimmel quipped. It’ll now head to the Senate, which can resolve whether or not to approve or change provisions of the invoice.
Kimmel then confirmed a clip of the representatives who voted to cross the invoice, referring to them as “a bucket of chum… the squeaky and creepy crackpots and kooks… welcome to Sycophantasy Island.”
He then turned his consideration to Trump’s boastful Fact Social put up, wherein the President gloated about passing the invoice. Within the social media put up, Trump touted how the invoice would imply “large tax cuts, no tax on ideas, no tax on time beyond regulation” and “funding for the Golden Dome, Trump Financial savings Accounts, and far more.”
“Trump Financial savings Accounts,” Kimmel mentioned incredulously. “Every little thing needs to be Trump with these folks. They’re just like the Smurfs. ‘These new Trump Financial savings Accounts, they’re trumptastic. I trumpily agree, Papa Trump.’”
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Jimmy Kimmel Stay!, Weeknights, 11:35 pm ET/PT, ABC