Jimmy Kimmel‘s monologue on Monday hilariously lamented Donald Trump being sworn in as president, once more, with the late-night host calling Trump’s inaugural handle “extra ominous than I anticipated.” The Jimmy Kimmel Stay host reduce to a clip of Emperor Papatine’s speech in entrance of the Galactic Senate in Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, with Trump edited into the footage. Kimmel went on to take intention at Trump’s already profitable profiteering from the presidency, his cadre of tech billionaires, his pardoning of January 6 offenders, and extra.
Kimmel started his monologue by relaying a private anecdote that just about summed up the miserable day. “This morning, I wakened, our son obtained into our mattress like early within the morning and peed within the mattress, and so we obtained away from bed and the canine had pooped within the hallway proper out entrance and peed on the wall.”
“That was simply an appetizer for the remainder of the day,” Kimmel added. “President McRib is again for a restricted time solely, 4 years.”
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The host took a second to precisely think about Trump as Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith, declaring the creation of the “first galactic empire.”
Kimmel went on to notice that Donald Trump was the primary convicted felon to be sworn in as President of the US earlier than itemizing a few of Trump’s latest “presidential” enterprise ventures. These embody launching a meme coin, “to the tune of some say $41 billion {dollars},” the late-night host mentioned. Trump can be promoting inauguration bibles, a transfer made much more ridiculous after he did not place his hand on the Bible when he was sworn in.
“I hope all of us perceive how loopy that’s: the President of the US following within the footsteps of the Hawk Tuah woman,” Kimmel mentioned.
Jimmy Kimmel Burns the Tech-Bros-in-Chief
Kimmel additionally let unfastened on the tech-bros-in-chief, who had been current at his inaugural handle. After taking part in a clip of Trump’s speech the place the president mentioned “America’s decline is over,” Kimmel requested, “Did he say America’s ‘dickline’ is over?” He then mentioned “America’s dickline is correct over there” whereas flashing an image of Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk.
Kimmel wasn’t carried out with the billionaires although:
“Lots of people had been questioning why all these wealthy guys had been invited to take a seat within the capital for the inauguration. There is a completely good rationalization for it. Trump is promoting the nation to the very best bidder. It actually has been wonderful to look at these highly effective males who needn’t ever make one other greenback of their lives debasing themselves to suck as much as this ridiculous individual. However that is why they’re billionaires, I suppose.”
He went on to name Elon Musk a “real-life comic-book villain” and made what needs to be an apparent level when Trump callously implied that “among the wealthiest and strongest people in our nation, a few of whom are sitting right here proper now, they do not have a house any longer,” with regard to the Los Angeles wildfires.
“All of them have properties, they’ve plenty of properties,” Kimmel mentioned from Hollywood. “Jeff Bezos will not be residing at his mother-in-law’s home proper now.”
Lastly, Kimmel took intention at Trump’s pardoning of these convicted of crimes dedicated throughout the tried coup on January 6, 2021, after the then-outgoing President Trump refused to concede the election.
“Trump additionally signed pardons for these convicted of storming the Capitol on January 6. 1500 of them. He did this in entrance of an enormous, cheering crowd. The identical crowd he criticized Joe Biden for pardoning his household in entrance of. Right here’s the distinction. Biden pardoned a bunch of people that didn’t commit crimes. Trump pardoned a bunch who did.”
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