It’s that point once more throughout the 2025 TV schedule after we tackle that age-old curiosity: simply how usually do celebrities masturbate, and is it instantly corresponding to the scale of their palms? Really wait, no, that is not one thing we ever speak about throughout any explicit TV schedule, however the Web offers nonetheless. After Strolling Lifeless: Lifeless Metropolis star Jeffrey Dean Morgan realized he was the topic of a viral video hypothesizing his self-pleasuring habits, he shared a good-natured response.
Since there’s no actually correct approach to introduce such a video about this topic, simply give it a watch. However most likely not round any impressionable kids or at work or throughout a funeral or something.
Slapstick comedian Jon Shefsky has been sharing movies below the shared titled “The Jacket Report” that, fairly clearly, hypothesizes about how usually celebs are cranking one out. Given his semi-behemoth measurement, it is surmised that he possible masturbates upwards of 20 occasions per week, which is a highball quantity for anybody’s self-love habits.
All the time a very good sport, Morgan shared fairly the tickled response to the viral vid, sharing it on his personal IG Tales whereas additionally leaving a touch upon Shefsky’s publish, beginning with:
My spouse despatched this to me… DYING. I do know this as a result of I couldn’t even decipher wtf she was attempting to kind…. She was Laughing too exhausting. It’s some fascinating analysis. I can’t verify nor deny the 20 A WEEK?!?!
Can we assume this was his face after studying that?
So usually when somebody can “neither verify nor deny” one thing, the reply is 100% sure, and so they’re desperately hoping to maintain the surface world from realizing it. On this case, nonetheless, JDM’s incredulousness implies he truly does NOT masturbate 20 occasions every week, on common or in any other case. I am sorry to any gamblers on the market who wagered massive on that one.
Morgan continued, stating why it might be tough for him to seek out the time, power after which some to make the viral vid true.
That’s a heavy workload for anybody… a lot much less an previous fart who’s married to a smoking scorching youthful woman and both on set or being a dad/farmer. TWENTY?! Cheers to ME! Bravo dude. We do recognize a very good chortle even when at my expense! Sustain the strong analysis!
These duties technically do not even account for his new-ish gig internet hosting the competitors sequence Vacation spot X, limiting his time even additional. Granted, that present is not among the many actuality TV sequence the place masturbation is frowned upon, however one can simply assume that jerking off within the wilderness would not have been an awesome transfer both.
I can solely think about how amused his spouse Hilarie Burton Morgan was when she noticed the video. The duo are among the many most lovable {couples} in Hollywood (or outdoors of it, technically), and undoubtedly share an offbeat humorousness that may recognize hyper-personal assumptions about masturbation habits. It is also becoming since she portrayed The Strolling Lifeless‘s human Lucille, the namesake inspiration for Negan’s barb-wire bat of the identical title. I am going to let everybody draw their very own conclusions about that bat-centric comparability.
We’ll have to attend and see if Norman Reedus will get this identical under-the-microscope remedy each time Season 3 of The Strolling Lifeless: Daryl Dixon kicks off, although I am certain there’s already some fan-fic on the market about Daryl and Rick’s eventual reunion that might be relevant right here.