Spoiler alert! This story discusses the April 3 episode of Physician Odyssey, which will be streamed with a Hulu subscription if you have not seen it and need to keep away from spoilers.
With Ryan Murphy being the brains of the Physician Odyssey operation, it’s no shock that the medical storylines are all the time hilariously absurd, however ABC’s rookie medical drama can be growing a repute for having some standout visitor stars. The newest episode to hit the 2025 TV schedule, “Spring Break” introduced some sturdy nepo child vitality with Ava Phillippe, Paris Jackson and Charlotte Lawrence — in addition to TikToker Noah Beck — and I’m right here for this campy ridiculousness.
Max Bankman Performs Physician With Veronica, Victoria And Vanessa
Ava Phillippe, the daughter of Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe, made her performing debut on Physician Odyssey as Veronica — considered one of three self-proclaimed “vixens” decided to have a foursome with “Dr. DILF” (aka Joshua Jackson’s Max). Veronica was joined on the cruise by Vanessa (Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris) and Victoria (Charlotte Lawrence, daughter of Christa Miller and Invoice Lawrence).
The wildly tongue-in-cheek character names solely scratch the floor of what “Spring Break” had in retailer for us. After the vixens famous that Max was jogging “commando,” they invited him to their room for the “journey of his life.” The ship’s physician — who Joshua Jackson has admitted struggles with boundaries — turned down the provide however didn’t even attempt to conceal the truth that he was ogling them. (“I’m however flesh and blood.” Ugh.)
However as a result of that is Physician Odyssey, Max didn’t spend his week mildly resisting the vixens’ advances however quite treating (and being handled for) their varied medical emergencies. Paris Jackson’s Vanessa suffered an overdose when she snorted cocaine laced with fentanyl, and Charlotte Lawrence’s Victoria was paralyzed from the waist down after ingesting and diving (not a typo) with an undiagnosed coronary heart situation. What even is that this present?
TikTok Star Noah Beck Wins For Week’s Wildest Illness
Probably the most eyebrow-raising medical situation of the week, nevertheless, didn’t come from one of many vixens. That honor would go to Steve, performed by Noah Beck.
After Steve’s “cruller misplaced its cream filling” (a metaphor delivered to us by Capt. Massey that made me need to scrub my mind with the identical bleach they had been utilizing on the ship’s sizzling tub), Max thought it greatest if he went and talked to the younger man about his untimely ejaculation.
Whyyy? I can’t think about Steve was too enthused (ha) to be having a dialog with this actually concerned ship physician about his surprising orgasms. I suppose it was a very good factor he did, although, as a result of Max was in a position to get him recognized with Persistent Genital Arousal Dysfunction and repair him up with some medication that ensured it was secure for him to return within the water. (Take that to imply no matter you need.)
If we’re going to have these ridiculous medical circumstances proceed to pop up on The Odyssey, I like that we’re getting some enjoyable casting selections as effectively. Different notable visitor stars on Physician Odyssey’s premiere season have included Shania Twain (the second of the present’s surprising pregnancies), John Stamos, Margaret Cho and, in fact, Angela Bassett from the crossover with 9-1-1.
Who will present up on the cruise ship subsequent? Tune in at 9 p.m. ET Thursdays on ABC to seek out out.