Jimmy Kimmel addressed President Donald Trump‘s speech to Congress on Tuesday’s (March 4) version of Jimmy Kimmel Reside!, the place he gave his solutions for a way Trump may make Democrats blissful.
The late-night host mentioned Trump “whined that irrespective of how a lot good he does for Democrats, it’s by no means ok” earlier than taking part in a clip of the President “reaching throughout the aisle.”
“I have a look at the Democrats in entrance of me and I notice there may be completely nothing I can say to make them blissful or to make them stand or smile or applaud,” Trump mentioned in his speech. “Nothing I can do.”
Kimmel disputed that, merely responding, “You might give up.”
After the studio viewers broke into applause, the comic added, “You’ll be able to return to Mar-a-Lago and shove your head down that gold bathroom for a number of months. We’d like that. Possibly you’ll discover these secret paperwork you flushed.”
Elsewhere in his monologue, Kimmel referred to as Trump’s speech “ridiculous,” noting how the president declared the times of “unelected bureaucrats” working the nation are over. “With Elon [Musk] standing proper there, clapping like an imbecile,” Kimmel commented. “Yay for unelected bureaucrats.”
Kimmel additionally pointed to a brand new ballot from CNN, the place “52% of People don’t approve of the best way Trump is dealing with his job as president,” quipping, “The opposite 48% responded in Russian, so we don’t know precisely what they suppose.”
Again to the speech, Kimmel added, “Trump mentioned our momentum is again, our spirit is again, and our delight is again, and never the homosexual sort, both, the common delight.”
“What he’s speaking about, I don’t know,” Kimmel continued. “The inventory market is down, shopper confidence is down, the greenback is down. The one issues which can be excessive are egg costs and Elon Musk.”
“Elon was in the home tonight in his official capability as America’s highest-ranking DOGE-bag,” he added.
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Jimmy Kimmel Reside!, Weeknights, 11:35 pm ET/PT, ABC