Concertgoers who need to watch from the pit face two challenges. First, you gotta combat by way of the group or get to the present early sufficient to stand up entrance. Then, when you’re there, there’s the inevitable quandary: How does one hit the toilet with out dropping their spot?
Liquid Demise, purveyors of heavy metal-themed consuming water, have lastly solved this age-old downside with the brand new limited-edition Pit Diaper: “The primary heavy metallic diaper.”
It might seem to be an early April Fools joke, however it’s actual: a codpiece made from “premium, cruelty-free quilted pleather, accented with chains and spikes, to seamlessly mix into any outfit.”
Moreover, it’s appropriate with Rely Guards for Males, so that you “by no means miss your favourite music or fear about leaks ever once more.” Important in case you’re slamming Liquid Demise water or iced tea in a sweaty pit.
Converge drummer Ben Koller is somebody who’s witnessed his fair proportion of jam-packed moshes, and he’s the primary rocker to formally endorse the Pit Diaper.
“The present can’t be stopped for a loo break,” Koller said through a press launch. “With the Pit Diaper, I can hydrate with out lacking a beat.”
The Pit Diaper is on the market for $75 solely from Liquid Demise’s web site. Try the hilarious infomercial launch video beneath.
